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*brushing off hands* All right. Shall we begin?
Recently, I stumbled onto a pretty funny category in the Settings on my Droid X phone:
User Dictionary
These are words that I have used in my texts and e-mails. When my phone prompted each time that the word I used wasn't real, I saved and used MY version of the word.
I think this could be a fascinating discussion for fellow smart phone users. How do our User Dictionary words compare?
Because, as embarassing as my words are, I think they (just might) tell a little about me.
Ready for my list? Deep breath...here goes...
...and here goes any sort of dignity I had left...
(*For further explanation, please see NOTE at the bottom)
MarytheKay's Dictionary to (Really) Understanding Her
aaaaaadorable
Aaaaaahhhh
Aaaand
Aaahhhh
acct
Ahhhh
appts
aw
Aww
Bach (well, at least there is a respectable word!!)
baggie
Bauer (well, that word is respectable, too...as in Jack. Sorry, Eddie)
Beatles (I have no idea why or when I wrote about them...)
blogging
boobs (I'm mature that way)
bootie (again, my maturity shines through)
brain-less (goes without saying)
Brr
brudder (love him!)
Calgon
caterer
cheater
Cheez (I'm very culinary)
choc
Chrith (my lisp talking, I'm sure...)
ck
ckn
clapper (as in I am a very loud one. It's a special gift.)
Creeeeepy (you know it was, with that many e's!)
cutesy
Dano (as in, "Book 'em...")
Daves
delish
dems (You just think I'm being political...when really, I'm pointing.)
Devo
Dharma (the Iniative, ya know. I miss those guys...)
Dillards
dinky
dinnertime
doin (as in "How you _____?")
Doo
doo (A girl likes to have choices: capitalized, and un-capitalized)
dressy
Duds (double meaning: dressy clothes hillbillies wear; or, a bad date)
Eewwwwwwwww
emails
Etsy
Fanks (polite, with a speech impediment)
Feets (more than 2 feet)
Fiesta
fixable
Fo (a slightly undignified preposition...po thang)
Foodies
frappes
Frye
ful (a very small word for the amount I just ate)
fuuuuuun (the degree of which is decided upon by the number of u's)
Geo
gg (love her!!!!)
Git (as in: "On outta here!")
gluck
goodie
goooood
gotsa (Italian, for "do you have?")
Gresh
Groooooosssssss
Grosssssss (A girl needs degrees of gross-ness)
grumpy
gwanna (a verb, not a noun. In case you were wondering.)
Haha
Hee
heebie (I just bet the word "jeebie" is coming!)
Heee
hewd
hoo
hooo
hussy (what I tell our daughters Thou shalt not be)
icee (only the best drink in the universe)
iz
Jammie
jammies
Jed
Jedi (Watch out, using Jedi tricks on you, I am)
jeebies (See! I TOLD you!!!)
Jeet (who knows what verb phrase this replaces??)
Jes (only my favorite way in the whole world to say "yes.")
Whew! Okay, let's stop here for now. I'll post Part 2 soon. Because I know you're on the edge of your seat to see what other crazy words I like to misspell, mispronounce, and butcher!
What are some funner words in your User Dictionary?
Here's how I accessed mine on the Droid X phone
Menu: Settings: Language and Keyboard: User Dictionary
*Note: For you Northerners reading this blog, for further understanding, perhaps you should reference this periodical from your local library:
photo credit: Amazon
