Please be advised:
A big comfy bed has allegedly kidnapped MarytheKay until further notice...or until tomorrow--whichever comes first. A rather large ransom has been demanded: A big bowl of Cold Stone chocolate ice cream with chocolate shavings. No word from the authorities yet as to whether or not they plan to comply with said ransom.
If you have any information regarding this crime, please contact the authorities at Cold Stone.
Over and out, good buddies.
That's a big 10-4.
