Recently, there were e-mails going around saying that big bad Google was about to start tracking my search history something or other, and I'd better go change the settings in my search history what's a doodle, so that Google couldn't sell my private information whatchamacallit to the who'sits.
Or something like that.
(If this didn't make sense to you--don't worry. It didn't make a lot of sense to me, either.)
Anyway, I *think* I made the appropriate changes so that Google can't track me down and steal all my childhood secrets. But, since I blog, I tell ya'll all my secrets anyway, don't I?
In light of these crystal-clear thoughts, I thought it would be fun to share my recent (and always RANDOM) Google searches. I'm always intrigued by what people are looking up on the computer. Plus, I am kind of partial to Google. I feel like Google is the smartest person in the whole wide wide world. If Google doesn't know the answer, then...well, there isn't an answer.
Here are my recent Google searches, in no particular order... Have you ever wondered about some of these same things?
What does Jimmy Crack Corn mean?
How much does a television writer make?
Whataburger near Mobile, AL
Whataburger near Hattiesburg, MS
Walton Arts Center
James Bible Study, Tommy Nelson, Denton, TX
How to use an iron on patch
Problems with an iron on patch
When an iron on patch won't stick
The Palms song
Great beach reads
Stop thumb sucking appliance
Wilton icing recipe
Instagram for Android
Twitter badge for Typepad
How to get children to obey the first time
Coping with frustration
How not to nag
How not to yell
How not to pinch your children when they argue
How many calories does a Route 44 Sonic Coke have?
How to lose weight by drinking Coke and watching reality t.v.
Milkshake home delivery
What to do when Mama's really tired and dinner's not cooked yet
(Okay, so you know I'm only kidding about the last few...BUT, if you know the answers to ANY of them--PLEASE LET ME KNOW!!!!!)
You know I'm gonna ask...What have YOU Googled lately?