Recently, I checked out some of the search words people have used to land on my blog. Some of them made sense. Others? Well, they are just downright strange.
Is my blog content really that strange...that Google sends these people to me?
(Wait. Don't answer that question.)
Here are some of the strange things that Google thought I'd answer on my blog...
These are, honest-to-goodness, words people typed into Google--and Google sent to my blog. The phrases people searched are in BOLD. The italicized words...are my very thoughtful answers.
Love my double pierced ears
(Well, good for you, honey! Now go finish your homework.)
Millionaires prom dress
(I don't know why you're Googling this. Everybody knows millionaires shop at Macy's.)
Money is no object luxuries items
(Well, I know I am a FANCY blog and all...but, I sure don't brag about all my "luxuries" items.)
Money saving tips Dave Ramsey
(Well, I'm not Dave Ramsey. But, here's a money saving tip he would approve of: Quit spending it.)
Moral support
(I feel bad that someone uses her computer for moral support. Where are her girlfriends??? Where is her MAMA???)
My toenail is coming off. What do I do?
(You go to the DOCTOR.)
Possum pastries
(Does Google really think I'm THAT redneck?? Well, then I should tell you to be careful with the dough: possum is extra greasy.)
joney dep
(I'm not sure what this means...but I'm pretty sure it's what the lady at the nail salon kept asking me last week, before I finally just nodded...and she painted fireworks on my big toenails.)
Just took a picture of my lasagna
(And...? Do you want Google to congratulate you?)
Kids watching tv in dirty room
(Well, tell 'em to CLEAN IT UP! And while you're at it--GET OFF THE COMPUTER and HELP THEM.)
Light bulb counseling
(Honey, I totally understand. Just know that I am here for you, anytime you need to talk...about light bulbs.)
Scary piano song duh duh. duh duh
(Hmm. I don't know that song. I do, however, know the dum dum da dummm, dum da dum dum dum da dummm song. Is it similar?)
Spiders that are not nasty
(Person, I hate to tell you--but there is NO SUCH THING as a spider that is not nasty.)
Top 10 things to do with a broken foot
(Here, let me give you the top 3: 1). GO TO THE DOCTOR 2.) Stay off your foot. 3.) Don't DO anything with it. Just let it be. Doing things is what got it broken in the first place.)
What does hermitcrabs look like when they are born?
(Well, I have no idea. I've never even thought about it. But now, I NEED TO KNOW...What DOES hermitcrabs look like when they are born??? Ahhh, click here to find out. They're so cute I want to fry 'em up and eat 'em for dinner.)
Yes I am
(No, you're not)
You did great adverbs
(Thank you. I mean--Thank you very much. Grammar humor there, if you caught it...quickly enough.)
What's the strangest thing YOU'VE Googled recently?
