You want funny? Oh, I've got funny, all right.
As you're reading some of my favorite funny selections below, please keep the following in mind:
1. I think I am way funnier than anyone else does.
2. If people laugh at me, I will continue doing that thing that makes them laugh, until the laughing stops. Completely.
3. In any given setting, I am always the loudest laugher in the room. (It's scientifically proven.)
4. If loud laughter, dorky joke-telling, or junior high humor annoys you, please, for the love of God, avoid me at all costs.
Household Hazards of Wearing Flip Flops...a Public Service Announcement Household Hazards of Wearing the Scarf...a Public Service Announcement Non-Huggers of the World--Unite! That time in high school when I matched my bedroom If William and Kate had a Wedding Shower in the South Top Ten Reasons New Year's is NOT the Time to Start a Diet (guest post) Dear Aisle 1 at Walmart (guest post) People Google the Strangest Things (to land on my blog)
TOP TEN Things that Shouldn't Surprise you as a Parent The One Where my Daughter Follows my Instructions
Getting Naked at the Doctor's Office
The time I was wrong about the fried okra samples
