So, we're pretty much friends by now, right?

So, we’re pretty much friends by now, right?

Pedro:  Yes

So, you got my back and everything, right?

Pedro:  What?

Never mind.

 

Since we're friends and all now, maybe I should introduce myself...

My name is Inigo Montoya.  is Mary Kay.  Really and Truly it is.  And, yes, I get those questions every time I meet someone new.  Usually my response is, "Well, actually that was my grandmother..."  and wait a beat before answering, "Nah, I don't drive a pink Cadillac.  I prefer a mini van." 

  

Oh the nicknames through the years have been many...Mary Kay Cosmetics, Buy Direct, Kerry May...It was my college roommate (many moons ago...more than I care to add up in my head right now) that dubbed me Mary the Kay, and I kind of liked it.

 

Since I needed a name for this new blog, I figured I would capitalize on that name--so that lots of unsuspecting customers looking to find a new sparkly eye shadow, will instead stumble upon my little blog, and become my NEW! BEST FRIEND!!  Because I can always base a new friendship on make-up.  That's not shallow at all.  That's called resourceful.