No, I DON'T have a dressed up, dancing monkey.
Man, the standards for blogs these days is getting out of control. I mean, seriously! Pioneer Woman has her Basset and Dooce has her SuperMutt. What have I got?
I need a dancing monkey, that's what! A dressed up, dancing monkey. Now, THAT would put me on the serious blogger map.
The first blogger with a stylish dancing monkey.
I bet even Oprah would want to interview me. Or at least my monkey Willard.
I wonder how much Willard would cost me?
Or, even where would I buy a Willard? I don't think PetsMart carries monkeys...
They do carry really cute hamsters that will run inside little clear plastic spheres. That could be fun. Little Bozo and Cheeks could chase each other around the house in their blue and pink spheres.
But, as cute as Bozo and Cheeks would be...they'd never be as fun as a dancing monkey. Always back to that.
Dang monkey.
Oh, hello! I forgot you all were here...waiting to be entertained, right?
So sorry about that!
Ahem.
I haven't done Linky Dinks in a couple of weeks. If I weren't so lazy, I could actually go back and calculate exactly how many weeks it has been. But, nah. You don't really even care, do you?
Cause you're still thinking about Willard the monkey, aren't you?
Yeah, me too.
And NOW for the list of Highly Entertaining Dinky Links, I mean Linky Dinks!!!
1. Oh, you KNOW I am going to post one of Jon's newest, made me giggle out loud, Stuff Christians Like. This one talks all about fancy pulpits and technology in the church. And you HAVE to read some of the comments. I nearly spit Coke onto my laptop reading some of the comments.
2. Okay, I'll tell you what has been entertaining me this week: My new cell phone!! Except, is that redundant? I guess nobody admits to buying a new LANDLINE phone. Cell phones are all the rage these days, aren't they? Oh, just what will they think of next, Martha?
So, I have been entertaining myself by going cross-eyed looking at fun new Apps for my new Droid 10. I never knew there were 9 other versions of the Droid...boy, they sure do improve things fast in the telephone world.
3. Oh, you don't have a Droid phone? That must mean you are in one of those iPhone cults. Just flash the apple logo, and you people get glazed eyes and start nodding your heads up and down. It's creepy to us uncool people. But, whatever. Here are some apps--yes the Apple ones--go ahead and nod your heads.
Have I scared anyone away yet? I'm feeling kind-of punchy tonight. Sorry, it's just the weekend and all.
For my last 2 links, I want to entertain you with some (as my Gram used to say) wahn-de-ful music. Both of these singers (does that sound country? Should I call them musicians??) are new to me. Now, remember, I am very backwoods when it comes to sangers and their music. But, I do know a good tune when I hear it.
I think both of these sangers is so good, I'ma gonna purchase their records down at the KMarts. Or, maybe online.
Just the other day Kristen at We are THAT Family posted a link to Britt Nicole. Wow, I was blown away. Just like Kristen said, I want my daughters listening to music and lyrics like this.
Have you heard of Josh Wilson? Maybe I am the only one who is just discovering his amazing music. I kept hearing an old friend of mine talk about her new son-in-law... Okay, I didn't actually hear her talk... She wrote about him on Facebook. But, what I am trying to say is that Josh and I are *like this.* We are totally tight. If I met him, I could tell his very cute wife that I knew her mama back before she was ever born, and how much I LOVED her mom and dad. They're not dead or anything--I just never see them anymore. They even sang a beautiful duet at my wedding. So--see! I'd have even something ELSE to chat with Josh about. I wonder if Josh can sing "Cherish the Treasure" as good as Julie and Hess? I bet not...
Anyway--you have to check out Josh on You Tube, or his official site. While you're there, be sure to listen to 3 Minute Song--I love that one! He has so many great songs...How do I just pick one to entertain you??
Well, folks, that's all I've got for ya! You know what that means... It's time for the weekend! Kick off your flip flops, lie back on the plaid couch, and see if your 3-year-old will feed you bon bons.
See ya next week!
