(To purchase the Über cool Why Hug t-shirt, scroll to the bottom)
C'mon--it's happened to everyone...
You run into an old acquaintance, and for that "How should we greet?" split-second, it's awkward. So, you both lean in for an even more awkward side hug. Halfway into the lean, you realize, "Man, we're really not on hugging terms!"
But, once you've started the hug lean, you can't retract it. You know your shoulders are going to bump...and even worse--your cheeks might even touch.
Or, perhaps, like me--you've seen an old family friend at a wedding, and are accosted by the large and loud man into a very tight, full frontal hug. A hug so tight you can't breathe for a moment. Not that you'd really want to--considering the overpowering Polo cologne wafting from his sweaty neck.
If these awkward situations give you the shivers in the middle of the night, HAVE I GOT A SOLUTION FOR YOU!!!
Oh, YES!!! Avoid all awkward hugging situations completely!!! Institute the affectionate arm punch into your Greeting Repertoire!
Nothing says, "Hey, I'm cool!" like a good ole' double arm punch
Nothing says, "I've been missing you, buddy!" like a single, slow arm punch
And for the large and loud old family friend, bring out the big guns... Give him the DOUBLE approach--the single arm punch, accompanied by a double-slap on the back. How better to say, "Hey, old friend. You're not going to squeeze the life out 'a me this time, but I sure am glad to see ya!"
Really--wearing the Why Hug t-shirt works like a charm! Here--I'll show you!
But, START WEARING this puppy around town, and things start to change...
Don't believe me? Well, check it out...
Hurry and join the Affectionate Arm Punchers Revolution!!!
Buy your Why Hug t-shirt and help END all awkward hugging situations altogether.
Because, really--Who wants a half-hearted side hug?
Or worse--a surprise lingering full-frontal hug attack. Save those for your cute boyfriend--or hot husband...on a night you're not tired...or headachey...or folding laundry...you know...
Here's what you get:
For the low low price of $12.00 (plus $4.00 shipping) you will receive
1 hot pink 100% preshrunk cotton short-sleeve t-shirt
Screen printed with a MarytheKay original Why Hug design in white
Sizes are unisex: Adult Small, Adult Medium, Adult Large, Adult X-Large, Adult XX-Large
Look! Each t-shirt is tied with a cute bow--all ready for Christmas gifts!
What better way to communicate to your friends, "Hey, LAY OFF the hugs! We're arm punch kind of friends!"
Are ya ready to pull the trigger, er push the button?
YES!!! I want to join the Affectionate Arm Punchers Revolution!
Rest assured--you can purchase with major credit cards using safe and secure PayPal!
Please feel free to ask any questions in Comments!
Thank you, and may God Bless the Arm Punchers of America! Amen.
UPDATE: Some sizes are now SOLD OUT...But PLEASE CONTACT ME if you are interested, and if I have your size--I will CUT YOU A DEAL!!! *grin*
