Dearest P.T.,
I have loved you for a very long time. Looking back, I don't remember a time I didn't love you, and depend on you. At the end of a long day, sometimes all I can think about is coming home to your comfort.
I hope you understand how sometimes I ignore you. Sometimes I wonder if I am outgrowing you... But, then, in another moment of weakness, I succumb to your charms. And, boy, are you irresistible! I find that the more I ignore you, the more I miss you.
I see women who seem to have never had a P.T. like you, and I wonder how they can live without you? How do they go entire days and weeks without your comfort?
Oh, but I must be honest. You aren't always my everything. Sometimes I share my love and admiration with Bobby. And Bobby's brother, too, Bobby #2. They just seem to fill a void that you cannot. I know you don't think much of the Bobbys. You think they're so rigid and uptight. But, maybe that's why I need them. Their uptightness is what help hold me together when things get crazy.
But, don't worry, dear P.T., I will always love you. I know that someday I will have to give you up. I know that you rarely spend time with older women. And when you do--I have to be honest--you usually look silly together. I just don't want that for us. I want us to stay together as long as possible. I don't know now if that will be until I'm 50, or 60, or 70...but know that I will always remember you fondly. And I promise--I will hang onto you as long as is socially acceptable.
And for all the years we have left, my P.T., I remain
Yours,
MarytheKay
P.S. I'm enclosing our picture as a testament to my devotion.
What in the WORLD is all this silliness??? Well, I blame it entirely on Mama Kat, who suggested a fun writing prompt this week:
Write a love letter to someone, or something.
And, so I did. And, I was being completely honest. I do LOVE my ponytail!!!
Thanks for playing along! Hope I didn't alarm too many of you at first...
Now it's YOUR turn!! What item/thing would YOU write a love letter to?
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