On the 1st day of Christmas, my waistline grew on me...a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 2nd day of Christmas, my waistline grew on me...2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 3rd day of Christmas, my waistline grew on me...3 French crullers, 2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 4th day of Christmas, my waistline grew on me...4 creme brulees, 3 French crullers, 2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 5th day of Christmas, my waistline grew on me...5 golden onion rings. (pass the ketchup) 4 creme brulees, 3 French crullers, 2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 6th day of Christmas, I had to buy new pants...6 Reese cups, 5 golden onion rings (pass the ketchup), 4 creme brulees, 3 French crullers, 2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 7th day of Christmas, my waistband's now elastic...7 mix-ins at Cold Stone, 6 Reese cups, 5 golden onion rings (pass the ketchup), 4 creme brulees, 3 French crullers, 2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 8th day of Christmas, I've fallen and I cannot stand back up...8 malted milk balls, 7 mix-ins at Cold Stone, 6 Reese cups, 5 golden onion rings (pass the ketchup), 4 creme brulees, 3 French crullers, 2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 9th day of Christmas, I cannot see my feet...9 lemon-filled donuts, 8 malted milk balls, 7 mix-ins at Cold Stone, 6 Reese cups, 5 golden onion rings (pass the ketchup), 4 creme brulees, 3 French crullers, 2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 10th day of Christmas, I've got to stop this nonsense... 10 dozen cupcakes, 9 lemon-filled donuts, 8 malted milk balls, 7 mix-ins at Cold Stone, 6 Reese cups, 5 golden onion rings (pass the ketchup), 4 creme brulees, 3 French crullers, 2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 11th day of Christmas, I've got the sugar diabetes...11 peppermint mochas, 10 dozen cupcakes, 9 lemon-filled donuts, 8 malted milk balls, 7 mix-ins at Cold Stone, 6 Reese cups, 5 golden onion rings (pass the ketchup), 4 creme brulees, 3 French crullers, 2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
On the 12th day of Christmas, I've signed up at a gym...12 drummies from Wingstop, oh, with that delicious sauce...11 peppermint mochas, 10 dozen cupcakes, 9 lemon-filled donuts, 8 malted milk balls, 7 mix-ins at Cold Stone, 6 Reese cups, 5 golden onion rings (pass the ketchup), 4 creme brulees, 3 French crullers, 2 turtle chocolates, and a Pepperidge Farm Mint Milano cookie.
And...On the 13th day of Christmas, my doctor gave to me...a lecture...and a 6-pack of Slimfast.
How about you? Do all the Christmas goodies make your waistband grow a little?
What are your favorite Christmas yummies?
